to dear bloggers and blogreaders

i write this note of warning as i think this is my last night as a normal human being

i urge you not to risk your life and meddle with them.
your purity and sinlessness will disappear once they take a hold on you
you'll be too scared to leave your room... they may be standing behind the door ready to smother you with a gastly shamwow

take my advice dear readers,
they will brainwash you...
and before you know it, you will be hugging-shamwow-dolls-while-singing-barbie all through the night

i have used this very small writing because they may not notice it... but as you avidly read on.. i suggest you take this note seriously before its too late

run while you can,
eleanor

p.s cause its already too late for me..